NARRATOR:
Once in a while, Quack likes
to sit in the shade with Newton,

even though the apples give him
a headache.

( quacks )

QUACK:
I'm going to go
sit somewhere

that won't give me
a headache.

NEWTON:
Don't worry, I understand.

( quacks )

Hmm?

Hey!

Ahh...

NARRATOR:
Quack got comfortable in the
cool shade of a different tree,

until something completely
unexpected happened.

( quacks )

Hmm!

( gasps )

QUACK:
Chirp!

CHIRP:
AH!

QUACK:
Come on!

( snoring )

QUACK:
Peep!

PEEP:
Oh!

QUACK:
Hey, Peep.

QUACK:
There.

Isn't that the weirdest apple
you ever saw?

PEEP:
Hmm...

CHIRP:
Hmm...

CHIRP:
I don't think it's
an apple, Quack.

This is a pine tree.

PEEP:
Then it must be a pineapple.

NARRATOR:
It's not.

It's a pinecone.

( chuckles )

( Chirp gasps )

CHIRP:
Oh! Do you have
to eat everything?

QUACK:
I was only trying to lift it.

PEEP:
Hey, look!

A pile of practically perfect
pineapples!

NARRATOR:
They're pinecones.

CHIRP:
Untouched by duck mouth.

But we can't get to them.

Oh, sure we can.

I'll just swim over there
and haul them back

in my ducklike way!

( Chirp gasps )

CHIRP:
No! You'll wreck them all!

QUACK:
No, I won't.

CHIRP:
Don't.

Quack.

QUACK:
How else are you going
to get them?

PEEP:
I know.

Let's go get that boat
from Nellie's yard.

Hmm.

I'm going to swim right
over there and get them all.

They'll thank me.

But maybe I shouldn't.

Yes, maybe I should.

Maybe I shouldn't.

Mabye not, maybe so.

I don't know... I'm confused.

No, I'm not, I'm a duck.

Maybe I should,
but maybe I shouldn't...

( loud gnawing )

My first tree.

This is a young beaver's
most thrilling moment.

I feel alive with teeth.

FATHER BEAVER:
Uh, son.

Got to keep working.

LITTLE BEAVER:
Yes. Yes, Dad.

I'm helping.

MOTHER BEAVER:
Hey, everyone.

I think I've found
a better spot for our dam.

FATHER BEAVER:
Son, we're moving upstream.

Son!

( son still gnawing )

Maybe I shouldn't,
maybe I should...

or I shouldn't.

Yes.

( inhales deeply )

No, I shouldn't, but should I?

I don't know.

Chirp's not the boss of ducks!

Maybe I should,
or I shouldn't.

Maybe I should...
no, I shouldn't.

Huh?

( Chirp gasps )

CHIRP:
Quack!

I asked you not to go there.

Did you drink all that water?

PEEP:
How can we get across
if there's no water?

Hmm...

Let's see, we could...

No, that wouldn't work.

Hey!

CHIRP:
How about... no.

CHIRP:
Oh, brother.

( Chirp sighs )

CHIRP:
I give up.

There's no way
to cross something

if you can't fly or swim.

PEEP:
What about... like that?!

CHIRP:
Hmm.

Oh!

Great idea, Peep.

QUACK:
Hmm?

CHIRP:
We need a longer stick
than that.

Boy!

Ducks-- they have no idea
what's right.

( Quack grunting )

CHIRP:
Or maybe they do.

( Peep grunting )

QUACK:
Like I say,
ducks are geniuses.

( giggling )

( Quack grunting )

PEEP:
Whoa... whoa!

( panting )

PEEP:
We need a stick that won't roll.

( panting )

( grunting )

( Chirp and Peep grunting )

QUACK:
There.

It won't roll now.

Pineapples, here I come!

( chuckling )

CHIRP:
Me first!

You'll wreck them.

( both screaming )

I think we need to make it
stronger in the middle.

( all grunting )

( grunting )

PEEP:
Okay, it won't roll...

( branch creaking )

( both gasp )

( creaking )

And it's strong in the middle.

Come on.

CHIRP:
Whoo-hoo!

QUACK:
Loopy-loo!

( Quack laughing )

( Chirp laughing )

( all cheering )

NARRATOR:
Unfortunately, their joy was
short-lived because upstream,

the dam was breaking.

PEEP:
These are great pineapples!

NARRATOR:
They're pinecones.

QUACK:
I bet I could lift two of them.

CHIRP:
Stop! Leave them alone!

PEEP:
What's that interesting sound?

QUACK:
Hmm?

CHIRP:
Hmm?

Oh, no!

What do we do now?

Our stick is gone!

We can't get across!

QUACK:
Aren't you forgetting?

Yoo-hoo, there's a duck here.

( quacks )

On the water, a duck is
your captain.

So listen up, sailors.

( gasps )

Sailors?

CHIRP:
Whoa.

CHIRP:
Trust the duck.

Trust the duck.

Trust the duck.

NARRATOR:
Quack carefully guided
Peep and Chirp to shore.

PEEP:
Thanks, Quack.

CHIRP:
Oh, thank you, Quack.

I didn't even get wet.

( Chirp gasps )

CHIRP:
You didn't break them!

I'm sorry I didn't
trust you earlier.

( laughing )

NARRATOR:
And so the three friends
finally got to enjoy

their new pineapples.

ALL:
They're pinecones!

( quacks )

NARRATOR:
Right. I knew that.