NARRATOR:
This is a duck.

This is a fish.

A duck has feathers and a tail.

QUACK:
Ta-dah!

NARRATOR:
Thank you, Quack.

That's very nice.

A fish also has a tail.

He uses it--
along with his fins--

to help him swim.

Oh, well, this one's
a bit of a show-off!

Since fish live under the water
and ducks live on top,

they don't usually run
into each other.

( quacking )

NARRATOR:
But let's see what happens
when they do.

QUACK:
♪ There's nothing like a duck ♪

♪ You can look but you
won't have any luck ♪

♪ There's not a living animal
anywhere you'll see ♪

♪ Better than a duck ♪

♪ That's a duck like me. ♪

La-du, yahoo.

( quacks )

( Quack quacking and laughing )

What is that thing?

( gasps )

( screams )

CHIRP:
Hey, Peep.

The wind messed up your piles.

PEEP:
Wha...?

( Quack yelling )

PEEP:
What's wrong?

QUACK:
There's something in my pond,
and it's cold and wet!

Yeah.

It's called "water."

QUACK:
Besides that.

Come on.

QUACK:
Stay there,
in case I need you.

( Quack gurgling underwater )

Hmm, it must have gone away.

PEEP:
Where did you see it?

QUACK:
I didn't see it;
I felt it.

I was floating along,
like this.

♪ There's nothing...
dum de do, duck ♪

♪ You can look, but...
de de dum... have any luck. ♪

And like that, and then...

( yells )

Scared!

( Quack still talking
above water )

Then suddenly,
out of nowhere...

( yells )

There it is again!

( Chirp straining )

CHIRP:
Why don't you stick your head
in the middle of the pond

and see what it is?

QUACK:
Huh?

Hmm...

Hmm.

Huh?

Who are you?

And what are you
doing in my pond?

Hi! I'm your neighbor.

I'm a fish.

QUACK:
We're not neighbors.

This pond belongs to me.

You have to go.

Bye-bye.

Go away.

You're funny.

See you, neighbor.

Hmph!

( gasping for breath )

PEEP:
What is it?

QUACK:
A fish!

There's a fish in my pond!

CHIRP:
Where's he going?

Ah, hmm, not bad, hmm,
very, mm-hmm... yeah.

Hello!

FISH:
Howdy, neighbor.

QUACK:
I found a beautiful
new home for you--

a very sunny,
lovely elm tree.

Really quite
lovely, I think.

I'm a fish.

I can't live in a tree.

I need water.

QUACK:
Hmm.

Don't go away.

( gasping for air )

PEEP:
Where's he going now?

CHIRP:
He'll be back.

QUACK:
Here's your new home.

Climb in.

Bring all the water
you need.

Bring the family.

I can't live in a cup.

I need food.

And room to swim.

See?

QUACK:
Hey, come back here!

( gasps )

Huh?

QUACK:
What's going on down here?

Who are you?

FISH:
We live down here.

It's great.

Lots of room,

plenty of food.

RED FISH:
I'd recognize that bottom
anywhere.

Huh?

RED FISH:
Hey, this end's got a face!

( yells )

ORANGE FISH:
Neighbors,

this is a duck.

RED FISH:
Ooh... duck.

OTHER FISH:
Duck?

I knew he wasn't
a fish!

QUACK:
Didn't you hear me?

This is my pond!

You have to...

( Quack gasps for air )

Go!

I can't live
with all of you.

ORANGE FISH:
But we've always been here.

Um... but I didn't
know that.

RED FISH:
Excuse me.

We would like
to learn about ducks.

Could you teach us?

QUACK:
I've been waiting my whole life

for someone to ask me that.

Are you sure?

There's a lot to learn.

RED FISH:
We've been watching you
from afar, and below,

for so long.

We're ready.

QUACK:
Okay.

The first thing you need
to know is that ducks...

( Quack gasping for air )

are the greatest animal of all.

( oohing )

That's right.

We have big webbed feet
and blue feathers.

Yes.

We're also kind, and helpful.

( Quack gulping air )

And handsome.

( ahhing )

( clearing throat )

ORANGE FISH:
I hate to interrupt,

but what we really need
to do right now

is find another
place to live.

We're bothering the duck,

and he wants us to leave.

OTHER FISH:
Leave?
Oh, no, terrible!

No, we can't leave.
What about our duck lessons?

RED FISH:
...like to learn about ducks.

( snail sniffling )

QUACK:
Well, hold on.

Maybe there's room
here for all of us.

It's clear that I have a lot
of things to teach you.

RED FISH:
That's right!

You teach us
about ducks,

and we'll teach you
about fish.

QUACK:
Um... uh, okay.

But ducks first.

PEEP:
Quack's been gone a long time.

I hope he's okay.

( gasps for air )

QUACK:
♪ There's nothing
like a duck... ♪

FISH:
♪ Who lives
with fish! ♪

QUACK:
♪ You can look, but you
won't have any luck... ♪

FISH:
♪ Oh, no! ♪

NARRATOR:
And that's our lesson for today.

Ducks and fish
may be very different,

but they both love to sing.

PEEP:
Every day I see something new
that amazes me.

( Chirp sighs )

( Quack laughing )

QUACK:
♪ There's not a living animal
anywhere you'll see ♪

FISH:
♪ Oh, no! ♪

QUACK:
♪ Better than a duck ♪

FISH:
♪ Who lives with fish! ♪

QUACK:
♪ Like me! ♪

Really nice job, everyone.

Really good job in the back.

Boy, you guys are really
picking it up.